RED MEAT Faith Hill No More from the secret files of max cannon
So Johnny, did you vote for yourself?
Vote for myself? What do you mean?
I fronted the money to put your name on the ballot for the recall election. According to the exit polls, it looks like you're the top vote getter!
Wow! Things are finally going my way!!
Of course, if you're elected, you have to move to Sacramento and deal with a $38 billion deficit.
I hate you, Milkman Dan!
2003-07-14 21:53:26By Gar

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8Not remotely run-of-the-mill -- jnc
8-- opus
8As a Californian, this is funny. -IF
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8meanie
7Nice. -- THM
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7I smiled. --John
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7Is there nothing this feind can't accomplish? Preloggy
7Topical, but funny. Now, Lemonhead for President!
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6topical, but entertaining -bbg
6Cruel enough, but kind of an oddly spontaneous punishment.
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6-DB
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6For topical humor, this rocks. Tag is somehow lovable, too. --VX
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6Ahhnold is gonna win, ja!- Stonent
5Meta, topical, etc.
5Topical humor.
5-FV
5History! - CH
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5I live in Sacramento and my roommate works for the State of CA. Shoot me. -DG
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5Will be stale soon enough
4Erm. Perhaps this would be funny if I lived in California? -PB
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4Doesn't work for me
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2What were you thinking?

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