RED MEAT Jack Kirby's Maus: Highfather Reads Mysteries from the secret files of max cannon
Lord? May I ask you a question?
Of course, my son. I am always here for you, except when I'm somewhere else.
When the Rapture comes and you call the faithful to Heaven -- would it be smart to be outside so I don't bump my head?
I think I've heard sillier questions, but not recently. No, you don't need to worry about bumping your head, dumbass.
Oh. So it's like the transporters on Star Trek? We'll be beamed directly to your presence?
Why did you ask if you weren't going to listen to the answer?
2003-07-12 17:12:59DELETEDBy The Hanged Man

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8Excellent -- jnc
8Smashing. --John
7love God's lines - gtd
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6+1 For "beamed directly to your presence" -DB
5Not a bad gag, but there's too much clutter in 1 and 2. -PB
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5God is more silly than funny. Preloggy
5Could use a little cleaning up, especially God's throwaway 1.
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5ok - Stonent
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4No laugh.
4are God's cliches part of the joke or bad writing?
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3Waaay too wordy for what has essentially been done before. --VX
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3Tries to cram a mini-joke into each panel. Each falls really flat.

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