RED MEAT Batmantra Forever from the secret files of max cannon
. . . and that's why people should vote for me for town council. Any questions?
Mr. Johnson, you've been accused of public drunkenness, supplying cocaine to middle school students, and illicit sexual activity involving garden furniture.
All true. Also barely scratching the surface, if I can brag a little.
Knowing this, why would anyone in their right mind vote for you?
My opponents are Earl, Johnny Lemonhead and Milkman Dan.
This may be the first time in recorded history "None of the Above" gets 100% of the vote.
2003-07-09 21:55:53By The Hanged Man

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8Milkman Dan: Why vote for the lesser evil?
8Lovely - Stonent
8I would drop Earl from Ted's 3, otherwise I know who I'm voting for -L
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8Much better than mine. :) -DB
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6Heh. Nice gag, though 3 could use a bit more punch. -PB
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61 & 2 build up what 3 can't deliver.
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5passable meta
5Invisible 3 needs something better. -- opus
5I'm not fond of continuations - CH
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5Not universal --TRT
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5Better non-Ted 3 would help this immensely
5Earl's the straight guy.
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5Cute enough...for a META! --VX
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4Eh. I'd vote for Dan, Earl, OR Ted. -DG
4Enh. Good buildup, no punchline -- jnc
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4No punch in phrasing to make up for underlying "RM characters are weird!" gag
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4concept good; setup weak; Nobody's punch in 3 a letdown -bbg
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1this would be better if it made reference to more characters not in the strip

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