RED MEAT murder on the marrakesh express from the secret files of max cannon
Have fun at the strip club, Johnny?
Nope. I spent something like three hundred dollars on one girl, and she wouldn't even go home with me.
Well, you know what they say: When life gives you lemons...
...don't fuck 'em.
I really wish you'd follow that advice.
2003-07-09 17:23:18By poe117

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9PB's right. I'm floored. --John
8Misunderstood at first. Nice. -- THM
8There's just something about 3 that slaps me senseless. -PB
8I really enjoy this one -bbg
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8Stupid, but I love it..crz
7Obvious, but I like it -- jnc
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7Ted's disturbing rape of JLH adds a new dimension to the torture
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7I'm assuming he means a metaphorical fucking. Vaca
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7Aside from fuck, this is actually good
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5Johnny should be stunned speechless. Like in Mirikesh. --VX
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5-- opus
5Nice, but might be better with a alternate punchline - CH
3Erg.

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