RED MEAT Straight postal workers are usually mail chauvinists from the secret files of max cannon
Hey Bix, I've often wondered: Are you bulletproof?
Just over the important parts. But I don't really need to be.
Uhh. Urrrrh. Eurrrrhhh! Damn! For some reason, I can't seem to lower my gun.
It is a curious inability on your part.
Would you mind leaping twenty feet in the air?
Would you mind me compressing your body into a quantum singularity when I land?
2003-07-08 22:40:29DELETEDBy The Hanged Man

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8+9008 for being great. -9000 for being Meta. - Stonent
8Norman Cook couldn't remix this better
8Wonderful! -IS
7For some reason this tickles me -- jnc
7Nifty piece o' meta. -PB
7+1 for Ted's #3 -DB
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6Bix's 3 saves otherwise bland meta
6Cute poke at Ted's posture, but the "grunt" text just seems odd, as is #3.
6Okay, this meta's worth a 6.
6For some reason I really like this. Especially Bix's #3. -DG
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6God bless ya, Hanged Man. Tag's even better; meta ain't bad, either. --VX
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5Why can't Ted lower his gun? Not well-connected here. --John
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5better, but only in the context of the original. not a standalone funny -bbg
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2Double bleh

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