RED MEAT comedy saltmine from the secret files of max cannon
Hey, Bix. What are you all polished up for?
Ted, I've come to declare my love for your lawnmower. I'd like your permission to marry her.
Well, Bix, honestly this comes as a bit of a surprise.
Why? Am I not good enough for your family?
Actually, I'm glad to have her off my hands. She's a terrible ride, she smokes, and she's due in the shop next week to get fixed.
She says the same things about you, you meat-brained bastard.
2003-07-06 09:47:42By Vaca

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9Brilliant Bix, good Ted. +1 for "meat-brained bastard" -L
8perfect 3. - gtd
8Fix Bix 3 (hey, that rhymes) for a Max Cannon-worthy lump of gold. --VX
8Starts off as familiar territory but then turns - Stonent
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7Nice, but might be better with a alternate punchline - CH
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7+1 for 'meat-brained bastard'
7A better #3 could skyrocket this. -IF
7ballpn
7The second half of Bix's 3 is really superfluous, though.
7+1 for Bix 3. Boo-ya. -PB
7Great setup. Better punchline would put this over the top -- jnc
7I agree, +1 for meat-brained. -DB
7+1 for "meat-brained bastard". Preloggy
7#3 doesn't quite pay-off, but still cool.
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6Solid, solid, solid. Bix's #3 is divine. -DG
6*weeping*
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6Standard Bix-loves-machine redeemed by Bix 3
5Needs a better Bix #3
5-- opus
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5disappointed by #3, but the rest feels meaty.
4OK, you deserve an explanation. It's highly unoriginal.
3"meat-brained bastard" just doesn't work for me. -FV
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