RED MEAT Loose lips are losing the drips from the secret files of max cannon
I saw on the news today that some kid lost his fingers playing with a firecracker during a school function on firecracker safety.
I could hardly imagine anything as terrible as losing your fingers.
Luckily I keep mine safely tucked away in the fridge. He's welcome to them as long as they continue to do my bidding.
2003-07-03 23:57:36By Stonent

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8good fix - "loosing" is a pet peeve. Panel 3 still rocks -bbg
8Last line gets a free lunch. --VX
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7better --poe117
7Ooh so nearly poor, if it hadn't a' bin for the control of the fingers - tam
7Nice..crz
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7Premise a little worn out, but got a laugh -L
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6Weeeeeeird. - CH
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6'cause I didn't notice the typo the first time -DB
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6Old joke, but "doing my bidding" is a nice twist. --John
6Well, this is +1 for creepiness.
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5Old territory - Earl keeping body parts. Preloggy
4Terrible Earl-speak
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