RED MEAT roll the koans from the secret files of max cannon
Hey, Johnny, you fruit-faced freak. Where'd you come from, anyway?
Ted, it might surprise you to know that I have a mother, just like everybody else.
Raised you from a pulp, eh?
No, Ted, she was just a normal woman.
Well, before the citrus smuggling arrest and the not-quite-thorough cavity search, anyway.
2003-07-03 17:23:26By Deadbeef

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7Ewwwww! :) --John
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7Nice twist. --TRT
7Interesting theory.
7yeah...that would be it. - gtd
6deeply disturbing. +1. -FV
6Bit too aggressive in 1..crz
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6Johnny's 3 doesn't quite do it. +1 for tag -L
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6eww! -bbg
6Great save in three
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6For an explanation strip, this is cool. Love the tag, too! --VX
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5Nice, but might be better with a alternate punchline - CH
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5Good setup . . . deserved a better ending. -- THM
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4Ted feels off. So does Johnny. Just not working. -PB
4doesn't click for me -- jnc
4Ewww...
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4-- opus
3I like Ted less aggressive... that's not a crack pipe he's smoking - tam
3Terrible clincher

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