RED MEAT fruit fetishists: mellon ballers from the secret files of max cannon
I saw my favorite soccer team's captain on a plane th' other day.
I couldn't get near him, so I yelled down th' asile, "Hey Captain, your left wing is ON FIRE!"
I gotta tell ya, the best part about flyin' is the slide at the end.
2003-07-02 19:02:22By poe117

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9I normally don't vote on old comics but this is too good -LS
9I was still laughing after I hit the back button twice, so I came back to +1
8+1 for the subtle implication that he screws something up every time.
8-- opus
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8Nice ending! -- jnc
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7They have asiles on planes now?
7Lovely Earl. -IS
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7Obviously good, but needs rewording to be real Earl. - Tam
7Ahhh, naivete... -IF
7I luv this. -herp
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7...though despite what Max has written, "melon" only has one L.
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7Great punch -DB
6Heh - CH
6Cute. -PB
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6#3 good enough to deserve a setup that's less of a stretch -Cap'n
6I kept ringin' the bell, but they wouldn't let me off! --VX
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6Earl, a soccer fan? can't see it, but what the hell -bbg
6ok - Stonent
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6Really contrived, but Earl's 3 is nicely Earlish
5ugh...groan...too corny for me.
5needs a better build up
5eh
5Cheesy and forced, but plane/soccer term mix-up made me smile. -DG
5Earl's 3 just barely saves this one. -FV
4 - BFJ -
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4lame build up to a lame joke
3Holy Lord, is this contrived enough for you?

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