RED MEAT the comic that's been sexed up by the government from the secret files of max cannon
Hey Wally, I see business has picked up now that you're selling pornography as well as tobacco.
It sure has.
Have you got any of those Gulf War movies in?
Let me see... I've got "Debbie Does Basra", "Shock a Whore", "Baghdad Babes" and "Bisexual Burqas".
Hmmm, they sound OK, but do you have anything a bit "unusual"?
I've got a couple more under the counter - "UN Man Date" and "Suicide Bummers".
2003-06-30 15:15:50By Tom Swift

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7+1 for the titles -DB
7Interesting concept - Stonent
7+1 for pretty clever porn names - gtd
7I didn't laugh but the titles are all great - Tam
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6'UN Man Date' makes it passable
6Needs a better 3. Since when is gay porn "under the counter"?
6Just an excuse to list Gulf War Porn Titles. Still, nice list. -PB
5sort of cute, but lacks punch -bbg
5Needs a much better punchline, though the idea isn't bad.
5Not really a RM joke..crz
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5Where's Weapons of Ass Destruction?
5+5 for "UN Man Date." Ausgezeichnet! -DG
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4My "horrible porn titles" strip bombed horribly
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4Okay punnage. --VX
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4Feels like the beginning of an SNL skit -- THM
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3Titles'd be funnier without trying to shoehorn them into RMCS -- jnc
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3Porn titles the best thing about this strip, and they aren't even that good.
3-- opus
2Really, really terrible

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