RED MEAT fillibuster keaton from the secret files of max cannon
Karen! I really need your help. Do you have a spatula?
If I did I wouldn't give it to you, meanie.
Please, Karen. I really need your help.
Lookit here. It's the tiniest violin in the whole world, playing a sad, sad song for you.
Sounds like you need new strings. Quid pro quo?
Huh?
2003-06-27 10:54:02By Squad Car

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8catgut?
8-FV
8Ohh my god. That's so sweetly twisted... - Val
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8That took an evil twist, I must say! --John
7Not very funny, but clever as hell, and I like that
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7Surprisingly inventive at the end. -PB
7Witty. -IF
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7Ingenious (if misspelled) tag; knock-down beautiful strip. --VX
7Yeah, catgut. -DB
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7It takes a while to get... but it's good.
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6-- opus
6Karen's 3 is great. But like Stonent said. -- jnc
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6Clever.
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6I like 3, but the rest moves around too much - Stonent
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5Huh? setup seems to be for a completely different gag -L
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5I feel like I'm missing the joke - CH
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5ingenious, but not particularly funny -bbg
5I thought they made tennis racket strings out of catgut...
5do they make violin strings from cats?
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4Catgut isn't actually made from cats. And most modern strings are nylon. -DG
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4The setup gets tossed out entirely, but the mystery is almost good.
3Catgut joke?
3Too subtle catgut joke. Far too subtle. Anyone got a spade? --TRT
2Karen's #3 sums it up for me . . . -Cap'n

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