RED MEAT chinese chubby checker(s) from the secret files of max cannon
I tell you, it was great. Everyone knew who I was, everyone loved me. I had more work than I knew what to do with.
Then the 80's hit. I lost my crossbones in a poker game, and they gave the Poison Control contract to Mr. Yuck.
Tonight on E! True Hollywood Story: The skull from the cover of "Christine" tells all.
You can't kill that Yuck bastard! He drinks *beep*ing poison, for Christ's sake!
2003-06-23 17:00:37By poe117

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9+1 for skull's #3. I want to imagine it being said in Dave Chappelle's voice.
8I have a copy with that cover, too. ~afh
8You made me laugh, Pizza Face! --VX
8LOL! --John
8Brilliant, explain the glow for one more point - Stonent
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7+1 for Mr. Yuck, and +1 on reread.
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7Nice. I like originality like this, even if it isn't meaty -IS
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7very clever -bbg
7Just . . . so wacked-out I have to approve. -PB
7Original -DB
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5Man, people who bitch about "Americentric" apparently don't read Max's Red Meat
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4Original idea. But just hit my funny bone like a lead clown - Tam
4Interesting, but ultimately unfunny. Americentric, too.
3Hate this -- jnc

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