RED MEAT gravity's gaseous glowworms from the secret files of max cannon
I remember th' first time I fell in love with a friend of mine. We laughed at each others' jokes and fed ducks in the pond and lemme tell ya, I thought she was the one for me.
But when I told her I had a thing for her, she ran away. I never saw her again.
It's my fault, I suppose. I shoulda known she didn't need no shrunken squirrel head.
2003-06-19 19:22:50By House of Eeyore

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8Hahaha! - CH
8Jesus. It's SO Earl, and I did NOT see the double meaning in 2. -PB
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6Nicely written for a groaner
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