RED MEAT Don't put all your legs in one casket from the secret files of max cannon
When we reached the far chamber, we discovered that we weren't the first to explore this cave after all. Behind him on the bare rock, the word 'TRAPPED' was daubed in fresh blood.
We ran, but in the panic I guess we lost our way. Everywhere we went seemed to take us back to that cursed clown, with his dead eyes laughing at us in the flickering lamplight.
One by one our lamps died and left us alone in darkness. That's when the bells began to jingle.
2003-06-13 05:58:15By Interesting Steve

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10Immaculate writing, creepy as hell. Sweet dreams, everybody.
9You're a tad early for halloween, but GOOD anyway.
9Terrifying but still funny. Marvelous. --VX
8Red Meat doesn't have to be funny to be awesome; refer to this comic. --OQP
8You know, the RMCS gets more milage out of the dead clown than Max did. -PB
8Not really funny, I guess.
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8verra niiice -bbg
8At last, a good clown strip. Bravo. CH
7Yeah, pretty clowny
7Damnit, I *like* dead clown strips! Cool tag, too! --John
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7Probably the best I'll give to a dead clown -- jnc
7Now I'm scared
7Nice. And a great tag, too.
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7Scary scary shit..crz +1 tag
7not funny, but wonderfully ominous. -FV
7Tam
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7It's the Blair Clown! -IF
7spooky
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6Sounds a little Steven King-ish. - Stonent
6This is like, +2 for creepiness.
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5Ok. -- opus
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5As one not up on pop culture, I ask: "Wh?"
5Creepy, yes. Original, yes. Funny, no. -DG
5too spooky to be funny
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