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Damn, Ted, you really can't hold your liquor.
Twelve shots of tequila say otherwise!
Actually, that'd be two shots of tequila, four shots of rubbing alcohol, three shots of nail polish remover, two shots of high-octane gasoline, and a cocktail of Pine-Sol, antifreeze, and grouting compound.
Damn. No wonder I felt so bound-up this morning.
Thanks to the grouting compound, Dan owes you five bucks.
2003-06-11 11:03:43By Pete B

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8Ted's #3 is great; Don's, not so much -Cap'n
7Don's three makes perfect sense to me. A drunken bet with Dan?
7Hee hee. Make it "hold your drinks," though. Vaca
7Don's 3 doesn't work for me, but 2 is great. -1 for meta tag -L
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7Yeah, much better than mine. 2's a bit long, though -- jnc
7Don's 3 lost me. - Stonent
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6Beautiful Ted 3. I likes. --VX
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6This is better - bbg
6Okay conversation
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6Solid. Not sure this premise can offer up much more payoff. -DG
6+2 for Don3 explanation in forum, and 5th reread. Dan should owe ted 50 -rav
6Good list. But surely Don then knows he CAN drink? - Tam
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6now we're getting somewhere
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5Perhaps a better second joke than "Dan bet you'd not drink grouting compound?"
5I need something more - CH
5-- opus
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5Did that grouting compound have latex additive?
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3this just isn't working. please, everyone, no more

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