RED MEAT Rum raisin bran from the secret files of max cannon
Come here, my metallic minx!
Let me pop open that burnished corset and get at the sweet, sweet flesh inside!
I must say, Ted, that I have found our nocturnal encounters both stimulating and educational.
GAH! How long have you been standing there?
2003-06-10 02:36:50By JoeNotCharles

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8Brilliant - Stonent
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7+1 for all the stupid 3 votes on this one
7GAH! That's what gets me. - Val
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7Yes. Awesome Ted 3. Low voters: do you know what a corset is? --VX
7+1 for newbie - Tam (failed newbie)
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7Good stuff. Love the "GAH!" Preloggy
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75: I figured he was role-playing with Mrs. Johnson. -PB
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6heh... expl: ted has fantasies about bix... he's lying down --J.
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6I picture Ted with a can of spam in his hands. - gtd
6What WAS he talking to, then?
6So where's Ted? -- THM
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5So who is Ted talking to in #1 & #2?
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5I need something more - CH
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5This just leaves me confused. -CL
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4-- opus
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3Who's Ted talking to in 1 and 2 if he's surprised by Bix in 3?
3So what's he doing then?..crz
3So, Ted's wife is wearing... metal? That's just dumb. --OQP

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