RED MEAT The distinctive yip of feral poodles from the secret files of max cannon
So I went on trial a couple a days ago an' my lawyer told me it was important how I came across to the judge.
So I dressed up nice, was real polite, and didn't say or do nothin' weird. The judge found me not guilty but threw me in jail anyway.
Next time I leave the mongoose at home.
2003-06-09 19:07:38DELETEDBy The Hanged Man

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6Why get thrown in jail? Contempt of court? --John
6Mongoose? +1 for tag.
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5Earl bringing a mongoose to court just seems so tame. For Earl. -PB
5Might be better if a mongoose had ANYTHING to do with all that.
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5The judge found him not guilty? What happened to the jury?
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4It's a Earlish twist, just not a particularly hilarious one. -DG
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3It's the little stuff what kills ya. --VX
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