RED MEAT retrovertigo on the trampoline from the secret files of max cannon
I wanted to thank you and your bowling team for behaving at my barbeque.
No problem, Johnny! I had no idea you were such a cook: ribs, beans, coleslaw... all delicious!
This might be the first time I've ever had you over that didn't result in some form of bodily harm or the complete destruction of my home.
Oh, but all of my canaries are dead.
As I said, the beans were outstanding.
2003-06-07 19:28:11By Death Goat

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7i feel like a coal miner's son reading this.
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7See, now THIS is how you sneak up on a fart joke. -PB
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6Okay, that's a decent joke.
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5This might have been new 25 years ago in Blazing Saddles...
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5I assume this took place outdoors...which only makes it more impressive. --VX
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3Look, Maw, a flatulence joke... -FV

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