RED MEAT Centavo Woman (salvaged, old tag forgotten) from the secret files of max cannon
Hey, Ted, why are you carrying that crown?
I just got back from the Petersen wedding. Tried the old "droit du seigneur" scam on them. They bought it, too.
Hold it; you told them the king got to have sex with any bride on her wedding night, and they believed you?
Yep; worked like a charm.
So why are you in a bad mood, "King Ted?"
Ask "Emperor Dan."
2003-05-24 16:02:13By The Hanged Man

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