RED MEAT Marionette Funicello from the secret files of max cannon
Okay, old-timer, I need information.
Um . . . Lisbon is the capital of Portugal! Batman's secret identity is Bruce Wayne! Pi to 5 digits is 3.14159!
Not that kind of information; I'm looking for a bank robber.
Oh. Sorry. I'm old and I don't understand so well. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Then explain that satchel of money at your feet.
Um . . . the largest land carnivore is the polar bear!
2003-05-22 20:51:28DELETEDBy The Hanged Man

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7I actually think this one's funnier than the rewrite. -CL
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7Very good! Dazzling tag, too. --John
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6Cute, but I agree; Stacey 3 and 1 match poorly.
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6Eat a polar bear's liver and you'll die of Vitamin A poisoning! -herp
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5If Stacy could see the satchel, why would he be looking for information? -bbg
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5Stacey doing his job? Wally a bank robber? Can't se it. Preloggy
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4Wrong: the largest land carnivore is my boss, She-Rex. -DG
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3Stacy3 unexplains Stacy1
3Kickass tag; missed opportunity in Wally 3. --VX

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