RED MEAT hamsters for hipsters (the "duet with Christopher" remix) from the secret files of max cannon
Good morning, Ted!
Oh, uh, hello Johnny. Say, I'm really sorry about last night.
Well, it was very nice of you to invite me over to watch "Buffy" with your bowling team.
I feel bad about the whole "Lemon Demon" thing. I should have warned you, Sarah Michelle Gellar makes the guys a little squirrelly.
If you'd just pry loose the stakes pinning me to your wall, I'd be willing to call us even.
One order of Lemon-aid coming right up!
2003-05-20 15:16:35DELETEDBy Pete B

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8+1 For cute twist - Tam
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7Better. THanks~! --John
7crazy-ass pete. -ballpn
7still don't like "Lemon Demon", but +1 for the horrible pun
7SMG makes me squirrely - I fondle my nuts. ... OK, TMI.
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6- Stonent
6Naw, DG, we could keep going, and going, and going... -CL
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6+1 from any other version
6Sarah Michelle Gellar makes me "squirrelly" too :-)
6I can't dislike this as much as I want to.
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5I think that this has played out as far as it can go. Preloggy
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5Meh
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4Enough enough ENOUGH! You can only rewrite so many times. -DG
4-1 for not being as good as CL's -bbg
4You pooed on my cake, man. ~afh
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3Shoulda been shaken, not stirred. --VX
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