RED MEAT Bringing a part to a harpy from the secret files of max cannon
Anything for me today, Matt?
Three letters, and a parcel containing the Ebola virus.
Really? How can you tell?
My contract allows me to open up to 25% of the mail I deliver.
You sure drew the short straw today. Want a doctor?
I waived my medical rights in return for bail money. I'm just gonna have to ignore my internal hemorrhaging until friday.
2003-05-17 12:47:40By Interesting Steve

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7Nice and smooth. -PB
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6Why does this work so well? -DG
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6Dan ought to be passive, CL. He's not in the strip.
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5Dan seems too passive about it. -CL
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5"medical rights" throws me off a bit.
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4Poor grammar in parts. Not a rip-roarer. --TRT
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3Bail money? And "Friday."
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3Too bad about the lowercase...but I can't possibly hold that against it. --VX
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