RED MEAT I know right where you can stick that "disappearing fence", buddy from the secret files of max cannon
Let's see who's in the neighborhood today, kids . . . why, look! It's Postman Matt!
Oh. Hi. So, how's your little pre-adolescent brainwashing gig going?
Ha! Ha! Wow, being a postman sure looks fun! May we follow along while you deliver the mail?
Hell no! I have enough trouble dodging UN scrutiny without getting filmed by a goddamn cable access Mr. Rogers knockoff.
Uhm, Matt? Could you tone down the language a bit? We've got a live studio audience.
Your parents and teachers really ARE out to get you, kids. Trust no one, and always carry a loaded gun.
2003-05-16 10:27:26By Pete B

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9Ah, Family Values at last! -CL
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8Amazing. --John
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7Evily. ~afh
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7Solid Matt
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7Hunter S. Thompson's postman brother?
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7I likes. Good combo -IS
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6That's good advice. -- opus
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6Matt's 3 redeems this.
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6sure. why not? -bbg
6Matt has a point. I'll never leave my Glock at home again. - gtd
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5Nice. - CH
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5Too wordy -Cap'n
5Postman Matt by the numbers. -FV
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5I love it when the tags complain about the stuff I say.
5I'm reminded of Robin Williams... "Are you BLIND?!? It's a COCK!!" -DG
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2Similar to the last mile of the Long Walk. --VX

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