RED MEAT The Brucie bonus! from the secret files of max cannon
I was created in 1954 by the secret 'Cyborg Construction Complex' in Nevada. Designed as an indestructable super-soldier, my purpose was to terminate the Russians.
Only one prototype was ever built before they cancelled the project. My function removed, they tried to destroy me, but I was too strong.
I snatched the blueprints from the still burning building. Now I am creating an army to aid me in my terrible revenge.
I only asked where babies come from!
2003-05-14 16:05:55By Interesting Steve

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8laughing my ass off over here... - gtd
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8 - BFJ -
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8<heavy distortion>I am Iron Man!</Heavy Distortion> -CL
8First person to make a "too wordy" comment gets it. --VX
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7Heh.
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7oh thats funny. -ballpn
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7Great idea, but isn't 1954 a little early for cyborgs?
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7I'm finding this pairing consistently amusing. I hope Max uses it sometime. -PB
7clever --TRT
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6Barely makes this, -1 for Universal Soldier ripoff
6higher than a five...
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6Heh - CH
6Could Vince be more terrifying in his purpose, maybe?
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6great premise, Karen's 3 could be better -bbg
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6So he's been at it for nearly 50 years now?
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6I don't like Vinny's dialogue, but Karen's 3 made me laugh. ~afh
6Now that's just nice. -DG
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