RED MEAT Dear Mister Daniels, I love you with all my liver. from the secret files of max cannon
Hi Milkman Dan, back from your behavior therapy class?
Yep, and to thank you for enrolling me, I've made a donation to the animal shelter in your name.
That was really nice of you, I'm impressed!
Anyway, I have a plaque here for you.
Really? What does it say?
"The Mayberry Animal Shelter would like to thank Karen Smith for her generous donation of 20 gallons of pharmaceutical grade ether."
2003-05-14 00:15:41By Stonent

To vote you must sign in first.
previous index next

SComment
9Brilliant -- jnc
9Man, this is fucking sound.
8(Spit take) - CH
8
8"Killing in the name of...." crz
7
7+1 for the cirrhosis-induced tag. -ballpn
7More evil than evil itself. Nice tag, too. --VX
7
7
7-IF
7Great new way for MMD to get Karen. (FYI: they usually use Euthanol) --John
7
7
7Really wordy, yet it works. I printed it! - Val
7The premise in 1 is a bit implausible, but Dan's 3 rocks. -FV
7Will she ever learn that a milkman never changes his spots? Preloggy
7-- opus
7Damn, that's cruel!
6Now this is an original take!
6
6
6 - BFJ -
6
6
6
6
6
6The comic is about 5+1/2, but +1/2 for the tag. -DG
6
6Works, but "behavior therapy class"?
6
6
6
6
6
6Heh. -PB
5
5Makes no sense. Should be 20 gallons of pentobarbital .
5
5<Pedantic>It's actually Mr. Daniel</Pedantic>
5-DB
5
5
5
5bbg

0.010654 seconds