RED MEAT the expansion and collapse of the accordian empire from the secret files of max cannon
Man, I love Chinese food.
Me too.
"You will live a long and prosprerous life." What does your fortune cookie say?
"Overthrow the Illuminati-controlled government."
Matt, I think you have to open it.
Who cares what you think? My pork fried rice says you're a pod-person anyway.
2003-05-12 00:20:26By Bernt Pancreas

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9Is Matt's hat lined with tin foil?
9Heh, this would have gotten a 10 if Matt said Ted was a cabbage. ~afh
9Pure genius. Back in form, I see! ("accordion", alas) --VX
8+1 on reread. This kicks ass on so many levels
8Yes, yes, yes. - CH
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8That's our Matt. -IF
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8A+ for using Matt here.
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8Nice. I like it.
8laughed so hard i barked my lunch into a garbage can...well...not really - gtd
8haw haw haw! --John
7I like Matt's descent into paranoia in 3.
7Ahh yes. Prince Charles is evil! - Stonent
7-- opus
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7Heh. -PB
7-DB
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7-ballpn
7So silly. And funny. Preloggy
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7Could use a better Matt #3, but I still like it.
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7nice use of Matt's paranoia, and funny tag -q
7Overthrow the Illuminati-controlled government...in bed!
7Vaca
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6in bed! (matt #3 not so good)
6i think this would be even better with a silent Matt 3. -FV
6+1 on re-read, but still don't like Matt's 3
6+1 for Matt's #2. Great lines for Matt. (5/-0.40: Yes it is.) -DG
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5"Prosperous." Much funnier if you stop after Matt 2
5matt's #3 really lets me down... everything up to that was a great buildup
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