RED MEAT the vigilantes in your panties from the secret files of max cannon
Papa Moai? Could I, uh, partake of your immortal wisdom and stuff for a school report?
Certainly! Ask your questions, mortal child!
So, all those big-ass statues of you on Easter Island . . . were those really built by aliens?
Pah! Of course not! Those were the product of the blood, sweat, and ingenuity of my human worshippers!
I see. So, worshipping you drove the natives to strip their island of resources, wrecking their civilization and plunging them into a state of impoverished cannibalism?
Erm . . . that, uhm, that would be the aliens. Evil, tree-eating, people-eating space aliens. Yeah.
2003-05-10 15:35:18By Pete B

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8Wow..crz
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8+1 for tag {of course} ~afh
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8A tightened PM 3 would help, but this is still great. Ingenious tag. --VX
8This would make Max proud. - gtd
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7heh heh, yeah man
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6Funny. - CH
6Barely reaches 6
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6Papa Moai #3 needs a little work. Stick it to him, William! - Val
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6a big verbose, especially in 3; but an interesting start
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6Not meaty, but entertaining.
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6PM 3 is a letdown-- since when does he care about oppressing mortals? V
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6humorous, but no real punch.
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5Good premise. Needs trimming down a lot though -IS
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4An "about-face" in and of itself is not comedy. -DG
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4Why does Moai care? -- opus

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