RED MEAT the vodka in your super-soaker from the secret files of max cannon
Didja ever have one of them days where the voices in your head just won't shut up so you take up all out for ice cream, but on the way back the one with the chainsaw gets all freaked-out by a couple of kids on them moped-thingies, and the only way to settle it down is to climb up on top of the bus and get nekkid, but by the time the cops show up, another voice has convinced everybody it'd be real funny to answer anything anybody says with "No, I'm NOT gonna pay a lot for this muffler!"?
'Sokay. Nobody on that jury has, either.
2003-05-10 15:17:53DELETEDBy Pete B

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9I think I gave it a +1 because I've used "I'm not.." in a similiar situation~afh
8My voices found this hilarious. I don't know why - Tam
8reminds me of some 'shrooms i had at a Phish show in '95 - gtd
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7Haha, I'm laughing. This is terrible, yet funny -IS
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6good effort -ballpn
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6I think the joke's really in 1.
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6If only panel 1 could be shorter.
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6i don't know what the hell is going on, but i laughed anyway
5predictable, and a bit wordy
5Nice crazy rant but it doesn't really go anywhere from there.
5Haven't we been down this road before?
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4Strips like this can be difficult to pull off. --VX
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