RED MEAT an old contest, a new beginning from the secret files of max cannon
So I saw this real gorgeous lady walkin' down the street, and I'm thinkin', "Be still my beating heart!"
Trouble is, my heart took it all literal-like, and well, it ain't easy makin' small-talk when you're clutching your chest and tryin' to give yourself CPR.
I'm still kinda hopin' she calls, though.
2003-05-10 15:13:30By Pete B

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8Excellent Earl. -- opus
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7I remember this one! Earl three is top banana -IS
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7A little clunky, but I liked this - CH
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6That;s our Earl.
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6The image of Earl giving himself CPR is what makes this for me. -DG
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6He's right, ya know. Preloggy
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4the tell-tale anthropomorphic heart strikes again -bbg
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