RED MEAT Spleen infested fungus from the secret files of max cannon
I am Satan! I have come for your diseased soul.
You must have the wrong man! I am but a simple milkman!
You traded your soul for nine years of immortality. Now you will languish in the eternal Hellfires!
I'm sure your Demons will enjoy these photos of you with the Archangel Gabriel.
Give me those...I take it you want another nine years?
Throw in some kitten sensing powers and you can have the negatives too.
2003-05-09 10:13:57By Interesting Steve

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9Great gusts of wheezy laughter here! --John
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7Bingo! swap immortality for something else --TRT
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7Dan has simple needs - CH
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5immortality is temporary? -bbg
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5Don't give him the negatives, Dan!
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5but why settle for just 9 years?
5Sound premise, but "nine years of immortality" oxymoron throws me. -PB
5shurely immortality lasts, err, forever?
4isn't immortality usually permanent? -FV
4Smud. --VX
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4immortality = forever... how can you have only nine years of it? -DG
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4I just can't buy skull as the Dark Lord himself; immortality connotes eternity.
3Jesus fuck. NINE YEARS OF IMMORTALITY? C'mon, people!
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