RED MEAT raking up the yard with poo from the secret files of max cannon
Cool, it's Spuderman!
That's right Billy! I'm on a highly important mission of global importance!
Wow, what is it Spuderman?
There's an interdimensional being approaching Earth who gains lethal power from sacrificing virgins!
Oh no! So, you're gonna fight him off?
Not quite. I figured I'd just eliminate his power source. Which, um, brings me to why I'm here...
2003-05-01 12:35:16By Reoer

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8Ick ick ick - CC
8Owowowowowowowowowowow -- opus
8I didn't even know Spuderman was Catholic! -CL
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8Very very cool! --John
8Almost perfect because i needed a re-read. Get rid of Spud's last sentence..crz
8I dunno, I like this without the crudity of "bend over".
7-DB
7yeah, that's a money shot
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7that got a snigger
7Improved. Preloggy
7well...he does wear tights you know. - gtd
7-2 for no "Bend over." That was short and hilarious. This is less so.
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7This is an improvement. You bad, bad person. -PB
7I like this version better
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6Nope, this is better. "Bend over" just didn't work. -DG
6Damnit Reoer, you sellout.
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6Kinda liked the old virgin...er, version...better.
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5I'm sure the original was tighter than this
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5I liked the "bend over" ending better.
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5forceful spuderman was better.
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4I'm sorry if we got your hopes up. --VX
4Oh, he's going to FUCK HIM
3On re-read, doesn't necessarily imply buggery, but still not that funny -Cap'n
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