RED MEAT someday, you'll look back on this and laugh. or weep bitterly. from the secret files of max cannon
. . . sneaking "2 Live Crew's Greatest Hits" into the music selection, claiming the dance was "tops optional" . . .
. . . spiking the punch with wood-grain alcohol, the turbo-mooning competition . . .
Hey, you make my dad a chaperone, you takes your chances.
Short version: inform him that the hall monitors are now armed, and have orders to shoot him on sight.
2003-04-30 11:24:07By Pete B

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9Character roles & great surprise. A+ -S
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7junior three needs work. Otherwise good
7Cut the last half of the last sentence and this is gold. --VX
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7I don't think "Short version:" is needed
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6+1 for "turbo-mooning" - bbg
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6Totally by the numbers, but done well enough
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6Bit of a letdown by nobody 3
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6s'ok, but i think the first one was better
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6Think I preferred the nameless horror of the first version.
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