RED MEAT C. Everett Koop Doggy Dogg from the secret files of max cannon
So, kids, don't succumb to the temptations of drugs.
Instead of shooting smack, fly a kite. Instead of smoking dope, play a game of catch. Instead of snorting coke, challenge your buddy to an arm wrestling contest.
On behalf of the Children's Hospital Amputee Ward, I would like to offer you my sincerest thanks for keeping these kids off drugs.
Each one of their tears is a reward in and of itself, sir.
2003-03-07 02:47:45By StikyIcky

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10Beautiful. Just beautiful. Dan's #3 really makes it.
10Wow - Tam
9McMoo at his meanest. Well done. Preloggy
9Great because it took me a couple of goes..crz
9Takes you a second, but boy, that's good stuff. -Cap'n
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8Didn't see that one coming at all. --TRT
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8Heartless and Beautiful - CH
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8took a reread to get this one
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8Just a glimmer of overwriting...but it works. --VX
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8awwwwwesome
8Yikes - CC
8hahha, this rules. -todcra
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8Need something running-related for legless kids, but this is evil genius. -PB
8Totally contrived, but damn amusing
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7McMoo 3 makes this (CB)
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7Vintage Dan. Nice non-animal related cruelty, and nice tag, too. -DG
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6May go up on a reread. Nice comic!
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6arg
6Very forced. Last line's a winner though.
6a little contrived
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6Mean fuck.
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5Totally contrived, and that's about it. -herp
5I kinda figured it would be something along those lines
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