RED MEAT tastes just like hobbit from the secret files of max cannon
Didja ever have one of them days where the voices in your head are getting all bored and cranky, so you take 'em out for ice cream, but the one with the chainsaw gets all freaked-out by a couple of kids on them moped things, so to settle it down you gotta take off all yer clothes and climb on top of the bus, and by the time the cops show up another one of the voices has convinced everybody that it'd be really funny to answer any question anybody asks with "Yes, super-size it, please!"?
'Sokay. Nobody on that jury has, either.
2003-03-04 14:21:09By Pete B

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8craeze likes it, he does
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7Saw the ending coming, but that's gotta be the longest, funniest first ever.
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7it's just so fucked up that I had to laugh. - gtd
7Yes, its's wordy and funny. Preloggy
7I think it's awkward in a good way.
7heh. The wordiness rules. -todcra
6The rambling IS the joke! 'Sfunny!
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6Is there a day he ISN'T in court?--poe117
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6this entertains me -bbg
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5Great setup, lousy punch. I'd just delete 3. V
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5leads up to nowhere (CB)
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5Too many awkward bits in 1. Nice idea though.
5All dat for dis? --VX
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5Too much in 1. Saw the joke coming.
4Yes, super-size it, please!
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3Long-winded crazy rambling isn't very creative or funny here.

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