RED MEAT winter hookers are snow blowers from the secret files of max cannon
Hello Ted. How'd my advice work out for you?
Terrific! I wore a milkman's suit into the bedroom like you suggested and the wife couldn't keep her hands off me!
I know, I know... "I hate you Milkman Dan." I've heard it all before.
I'm going to beat you to death with a garden gnome.
2003-03-03 07:33:24By Death Goat

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9--THM
9i must be in a DeathGoat mood - tam
8Awe-inspiring third panel. -OQP
8everything about this is sound -IS
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8+1 for the savage garden gnome smackdown. Silent 2 is perfect. -PB
8I think the blank #2 is Ted thinking over what he just said, guys. ~afh
8heee. -todcra
8Ted's shift of mood seems a little spontaneous, unless #2 is the moment of truth
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8Somehow, "I've heard it all before" really does this well. :)
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7I can see Ted's smile fading away in 2. Ted's 3 is superfluous.
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7-DB
7Forgive me, I like this. But your tag is strangely familiarPreloggy
7-FV
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7awesome tag
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7-1 for "garden gnome"...+1 for me actually getting this now
6-bbg
6There's something awkward killing this otherwise fantastic comic.
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6Well written and in character, but didn't make me laugh..crz
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6Pedestrian joke saved by Ted's 3
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6i have a garden gnome. my girlfriend thinks he's evil. he is.
6dan's 3 is great. anything other than "garden gnome" would also be great -herp
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6I am somewhat ashamed to say that it took me a while to get this one. --VX
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5I hate to say it, but I think I'd like it better if Ted never figured it out.
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5-- opus
41 is pretty much the punchline
4doesn't work for me (CB)

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