RED MEAT Somebody done somebody's song wrong from the secret files of max cannon
Honey, have you seen my old baseball card collection?
I threw it out.
Why did you do that? Those cards were worth a lot of money.
They were destroyed when the basement flooded. I didn't want that moldy box in the house.
Jealous?
2003-02-28 14:12:18By poe117

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10Man, I LOVE it. ~afh
9 - BFJ -
8heh, jesus. -todcra
8now we're talkin' -ballpn
8Eeeeyow! "No nookie for *you* tonight, cupcake!"
8Ok, that's really kind of clever
8this is a good play, keep em like this
8wow
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7One-word punchlines are an art unto themselves
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7-DB
7-bbg
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7ouch. -FV
7Eeeyuggh. -Cap'n
7Alluding to her "moldy box," I presume. Preloggy
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6yuck
6Kinda crass, yet strangely Ted. -PB
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6NOW where is he going to keep his cards? --VX
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6I think I laughed more at the VX comment. -herp
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5She wouldn't be jealous of mold.
5Boooooo...
5The more I read this, the more I want a better #3. -DG
5SHARP turn. --THM
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5That's odd, usually jokes about pussy make me laugh really hard...
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4blurgh
4Jealous of what?
4Jealous is the wrong word, sorry
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4Ted is mean in a semi-creative way. Doesn't make a good comic though.
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3awful pun (CB)
2-- opus

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