RED MEAT the very last burned hat of the day ever from the secret files of max cannon
The other day, I saw a stray dog out on the street, looking so sad and alone. No collar, either. It almost made me cry.
I figured since he didn't have nobody, I'd give him to the orphanage to cheer those orphans right up! Kids love dogs!
They got mighty sore at me though. How was I supposed to know? I assumed he'd just been eatin' old slivers of soap.
2003-02-21 00:15:46By todcra

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8Finally got that #3 tweaked juuust right. Here's your reward!
7Better.Preloggy
7Oh... Rabies! I get it - Tamlan
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7I liked the garbage can thing. -ballpn
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7Now I don't like #3. I'd prefer "figgered he'd just been eatin' soap."
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7rabies rules...this is nicely refined
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6Don't see what the change is this time, but it probably won't help the votes
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6slivers of soap is still not as clear as say shaving cream or toothpaste
6'Sokay, Earl. Anybody woulda made that mistake. -PB
6fair earl logic (CB)
6Close enough. "just been eatin' soap" would probably be sufficient..
6Passable, but it lacks that "garbage can soap" charm. --VX
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5Rabies. Yay..crz
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5rabies? oh. Still not great
5Now this would just be confusing if I hadn't seen the earlier version.
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5add me to the "garbage can soap ruled" list -herp
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