RED MEAT somewhere over the oxbow incident from the secret files of max cannon
Ha ha! You brought your lunch today and the hot lunch is sloppy joes!
I bet my lunch is better than yours.
Why? What do you have?
Beef jerky, porno playing cards, a Scooby Doo thermos full of rye, and a Viagra.
Your daddy is gonna spank you when he finds out you switched lunches with him.
I'll trade you a drink from my thermos and the King of Clubs for your gelatin.
2003-02-08 12:29:10By Bernt Pancreas

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8William 3 is great
8Ooh, the King of Clubs! My favorite!
8Love it and thanks for plugging Scooby Doo. Our stock needs it. Preloggy
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7Could be better if the punch came at the end.
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7God, I wish there was a better choice for this than Karen. 3 rulez. -PB
7For some reason this really tickled me. It was probably William's #2. -DG
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7Sweet lunch! -JM
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5twist not quite there (CB)
5Why would Karen want a porno playing card? -- opus
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5What the? Who now? What happened to Karen #1?
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5Falls a little flat by the end.
5You sound tired. --VX
5I like the setup/idea, but the punchline doesn't do much for me. -todcra
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53 is pretty lame; there's no reason to believe Karen would be interested in this
4gelatin? who SAYS that?
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