RED MEAT anthrax sports page from the secret files of max cannon
Mornin', Dan. What's . . . gah!
Something wrong?
Well, I guess when I see my milkman making his deliveries in a full Hazmat suit, I get a little jittery.
Ha! Relax. Just a precautionary measure should any of our enemies attempt to exploit the American dairy industry as a weapon of terror.
Good thinking. 'Cuz God only knows what would happen if some wacko started tampering with the milk.
You know, a guy as vulnerable to lactose-borne pathogens as yourself shouldn't be mouthing off like that, Ted.
2003-02-08 11:31:58By Pete B

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9This is the most Cannonish thing I've seen in a long time. --VX
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8Dan's dialog is spot-on. -S
7heh. -todcra
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6Obvious in 2, but still good. Panel three is the one that needs work here.
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5A decent premise, but I think Dan's #3 could be better. -DG
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3Reads too much like a script.
3not really sensible, but neither is giving your kids bull sperm with breakfast

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