RED MEAT Mr. Petey, in the Redux, with the cheese slicer from the secret files of max cannon
I was readin' about this thing called a black hole. It comes from a really big star dyin'.
Apparently, once something gets inside one of them things, it can't never get out again.
Ain't true, though. Small as I am, John Candy's pelt is actually quite loose.
2003-02-07 15:26:30By Afgncaap

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8And people say I'M sick
7Took me a second, then it hit! Preloggy PS as in fat, we-e-ell!
7Heh heh heh..crz
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7Whoa...
7But how did he get in..... BFJ
7Not sure "small as I am" is quite right.
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7+2 for "pelt"
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7It rubs the lotion on its skin...
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7much, much better
7Oh, that's so wrong...
7Ed Gein would be proud. -ballpn
7Took me a moment. +1 for "John Candy's pelt." -PB
6cute enough. John Candy was the best. -todcra
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6A stretch, but "John Candy's pelt" is funny. (Who said he killed him, VX?)
6-FV
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6Ahhh, that kind of star. Nice and gross. Better than the other black hole comic
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6it puts the lotion in the basket...
6Eww, nice Clue ref in the tag -JM
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5Earl has never killed anyone before. Just a dog. Oh, and my Aunt Edna. --VX
5lost on me (CB)
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3Wow did that not work. -- opus
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