RED MEAT recursive (adj.) 1. see also: recursive from the secret files of max cannon
Greetings Karen, I am Milkman Dan's fully automated replacement. You may call me Milkman Bix. I look forward to serving you with all future dairy shipments.
Wow! Milkman Dan got replaced by a machine?
Indeed he did. The dairy found it far more cost-effective to have automatons run the delivery routes. All human Milkmen have been released from their duties.
I can't believe it! Our milk is going to be delivered by a robot! How cool!
Affirmative. Per Dan's filed distribution sheets, this house is to receive a daily shipment of: two pints non-fat milk, one pint non-fat cream, and one pint freshly squeezed kitten juice.
I hate you, Milkman Bix.
2003-02-05 11:18:08By Death Goat

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9+2 for nice tag
8Fantastic writing compensates for Bix 3; love Karen's emotional plummet. --VX
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8Now why can't I think of things like this?
7It's nice to see that Karen can be treated like an equal by all-BFJ
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7Good use of the characters -JM
7panel 3 falls apart, vut +2 for the tag
7Tho I think you could be more creative with Bix 3. -PB
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7Happy to see robotic kitten cruelty from the get-go. -ballpn
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7The plural of "automaton" is "automata."
7Knew where it was going but the journey was worth it. Preloggy
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6Good (CB)
6+1 for the effort
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6Nice but predictable. -- opus
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6original tag and premise, standard comic arc. -OQP
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6Two pints of milk doesn't sound like enough.
6obvious, but well written
6sorta predictable, but I really dig the tag, so +1 for that. -todcra
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5-DB
5-bbg
5from miles and miles away.
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5Really long comic that never quenches my thirst for humor.
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4Oh Lord, Bix's cruelty could be soooo much better
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3Saw robotic kitten cruelty from the get-go.
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