RED MEAT put your hand in the fan of the man that passes water from the secret files of max cannon
Let's see what the instructions say... "Congratulations, aware citizen! You have purchased the finest in personal cognizant security!"
"The Mobile Freedom Securer Five Thousand can monitor your premises for preprogrammed or specified government agents."
"Or simply use it to blow stuff up."
Targeting fire hydrants and canines under ten pounds.
2003-02-03 19:14:20By Bernt Pancreas

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9Love the manualspeak; one of the best Bix strips ever. --VX
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7I feel like the writing could be smoother, but 3 rawks. -PB
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6Decent humor
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6Interesting use of Bix -JM
5The wordy gets a little bit clumsy.
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5Could go places, but stays in bed instead..crz
5not quite there (CB)
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5The third panel is okay, but I just don't think the first two are all that. -DG
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5doesn't seem to do much for me. I'll sit on it. -todcra
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5Wow, holy overrated strip, batman. This is pretty basic/boring.
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4Bix's 3 needs to be better. -- opus
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