RED MEAT The Unbearable Lightness Of Being Poached Again from the secret files of max cannon
Remember, kids. Everything you see on those ads is true.
If you smoke marijuana, you'll shoot a teenager dead; you'll get a twelve year old girl pregnant; you'll run over a little girl riding a tricycle; you'll... um... you'll...
I'm sorry, I was just thinking about what a great weekend I had.
2003-01-31 23:24:29By todcra

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9Love this, HATE those ads. ~afh
9Exquisite timing! -- opus
9-Cap'n
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8I've never seen these adverts and this is brilliant!
8That tricycle commercial is hilarious. The others are just bad. --VX
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8Lovely..crz
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7I'll highball it because this was my original idea before i inserted bad 3s :)
7+1 for bashing TheAntiDrug; preteen pregnancy is part of the ad!
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7Not bad, and I don't think I've seen the tricycle one!
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7Very good. CH
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6Hate to say it, but "twelve year old pregnant" isn't really Dan.
6-DB
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6OK (CB)
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6Inventive, if not dazzling. -PB
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6take out the pedophilia ref to get +2
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5--TRT
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4Am I the only one that thinks this meme has ZERO re-write potential? -DG

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