RED MEAT downgraded to "axis of complete jerks" (again) from the secret files of max cannon
Mornin', Matt. Any mail for me today?
There sure is. I'm happy to report it's completely free of bombs, anthrax spores, sinister conspiracies, unpatriotic personal messages, or anything else that could make you a casualty in the war on terror. Enjoy!
This would be a hell of a lot easier to take if you weren't so giddy with girlish glee.
Ted, try to imagine a world where deviant sex and huffing wood varnish are suddenly patriotic acts, and you will understand my joy.
2003-01-23 22:52:12DELETEDBy Pete B

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7Nice rewrite, still kinda wordy but the silent #2 makes it worthwhile -JM
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6Matt's #3: Whuh?
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5Huffing wood varnish? I'm lost, Pete. ~afh
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5Attacking the status quo is always a plus, but 3 is kinda nonsensical. --VX
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5it really does feel like ted should have a response to matt's #3
5Nope. Getting longer and not better.
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