RED MEAT overexposed underwire from the secret files of max cannon
It may surprise you to know, Karen, that recently I've been dabbling in the mystical world of the occult.
Really?
In fact, just last night, I got a mysterious message from spirits in the land of the dead!
What was it?
MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!
I hate you, Milkman Dan!
2003-01-22 12:15:36By Christopher Hart

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9Wish my mind worked this way. Welcome aboard, bro! --VX
9That's a nice twist, welcome to the party -JM
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9You're my hero. -IF
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8Christopher Hart is more popular than the Beatles!! -ballpein
8best karen and dan for a while
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8Nice! Welcome, Chris. -S
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8lmfao
8rock on -LS
8-FV
8Very nice debut. Got a good chuckle out of me. Welcome.
7I love the smell of dead cat in the moning; smells like...comedy. Welcome. -PB
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7Luverly..crz
7the only CH joke I actually get
7clever
7yes please
7Visualising this playing out tickles me to no end.
7Welcome to the party. Beer on the left, hookers on the right. -DG
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7hah. -todcra
6well done cat
6-- opus
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6nice, cruel mockery - even if it is cats (CB)
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6grinworthy -bbg
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6-DB
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6old cat pain, but worthy. Tamlan
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6Heh, not bad at all.
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5Welcome, cute idea, but cat murder is my #1 hated trope now.
3if none of you saw this one coming from 2, put on some glasses.

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