RED MEAT the girl that won the golden globes award (inspired by: The Onion) from the secret files of max cannon
Mr. Johnson? Can I git yer advice on somethin'?
Sure, Clyde, what's the problem?
There's this girl I got me eyes on, but a buncha other guys like her, too.
I see. Well, in this case, you could either try to win her over with your manly wit and charm, or you could break all the other guys' kneecaps.
That's a thought. I was thinkin' about jes' flingin' my dung at them and screamin' "I AM THE ALPHA-MALE!"
No, save that technique for the first time you meet her parents.
2003-01-20 07:23:42By Death Goat

To vote you must sign in first.
previous index next

SComment
9I'm gonna try that with my next girlfriend's parents..crz
8
8Excellent. -S
8Dead on characterization.
7Ted #2 out-of-character. 3 kicks my ass. -PB
7-Cap'n
7
7
6
6
6 - BFJ -
6I think Clyde is from central PA too
6
6
6
6
6
6meaty-ish if not striking (CB)
6
6Clyde 3 rocks. --VX
6-FV
6Almost a seven
6amusing enough -todcra
6ted's 3 makes this
6
6
6
5-- opus
5
5
5Some of Ted's wording could use sprucing up. Tag is weak.
5-DB
5
5
5
5
5
5
5Not really very Clyde-y in the last panel.
4
4
4Clyde's too dumb to know the phrase "alpha male"; kinda nonsensical anyway

0.008651 seconds