RED MEAT a medical swab of corn on the cob from the secret files of max cannon
Hi Ted.
Johnny Lemonhead! Why, we haven't seen you around since your big, media circus trial! Where have you been keeping yourself?
Well, thanks to the false testimony from everyone here in town, I was wrongfully convicted and sent to prison. However, my sentance was just overturned after DNA evidence proved I was innocent.
DNA, huh? I hadn't thought of that. Say Johnny... I bet the injustice of your terrible ordeal makes you so mad you just wanna spit! Right?
Well... um... yeah, I guess I could spit...
Yeah, that's it! Let it all out... right into this little cup here.
2003-01-17 12:41:45By ChickenCow

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8An old joke redeemed by one of the best Johnny lines ever in 3. --VX
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7+1 for that Classic Johnny Lemonhead feel. -PB
7Didn't see it coming. I like it. SM5000
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7Nice. -1 for "sentance" -- opus
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7+1 for Cannon-esque tag.
7I'm reeeeeeeal curious as to the crime. Preloggy
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6Wordy, but I suppose it works.
6Rather wordy, but ok.
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6excellent start, poor finish
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6An old joke redeemed by one of the best Johnny lines ever in 3.
6-FV
6-todcra
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5"sentence"
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5forced
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5I like the idea of Lemonhead DNA
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4telegraphed (CB)
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4Nice idea, but way too wordy and not funy enough in the end.
4Seems way too bleeding obvious.
4Truly obvious from 2, plus "sentence"
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2All that setup... for THAT punchline? 3rd panel is completely unsalvageable. DG

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