RED MEAT it's like when you think you have to pass gas, but you're wrong from the secret files of max cannon
Say, Bix, there's something I've been meaning to ask you. It seems like you do a lot of "trying to understand humanity" or "attempting to develop emotions." Why is that?
You see, my creators felt that if I engaged in stereotypical science fiction robot behavior, it would make the humans around me feel more comfortable.
Interesting. And just out of curiousity, how does that relate to the "Robots Eviscerating the Baby Jesus" Nativity you're building on my lawn?
It is all part of my attempt to cultivate the "I-don't-give-a-rat's-ass-how-comfortable-you-pathetic-weaklings-are" emotion.
Have you talked with Vince? He's got that one NAILED.
2003-01-15 09:38:36By Pete B

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9I second that emotion--SM5000
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8Ted #3 clinches it.
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6Wordy and a little clumsy at times, but still good.
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5capitalizing the pun sort of spoils the joke. -FV
5Ted's 3 is gold - setup's not so good (CB)
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5Wordy, but that could be forgiven with a better Ted #3. -DG
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