RED MEAT nothin' that a hot mocha enema couldn't fix (PG version) from the secret files of max cannon
Man, I can't wait for the weekend!
Got some big plans?
Do I ever! I'll be going to a off-campus sorority party where I'll spend all night surrounded by horny, drunk and nubile young women!
Meanwhile, you'll probably be sitting at home on the couch, fingering your limp noodle and wishing you were me.
When you wake up the next morning, naked, hog-tied and being used as a pinata by a bunch of frat boys, you'll realize how wrong you were.
2003-01-14 07:26:40By Death Goat

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8Middle aged life as we/I know it. Damn. Preloggy
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7because I'm in a sorority -K
7 pinata + frat boys = scarey times - BFJ -
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7Damn frat boys...
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7heh. -todcra
7Wordy, but much better than the original
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7better
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7I had a similar idea I won't be using now! (CB)
7-Cap'n
7I thought "Suck my balls, MMD" was really good. This is good too, albeit wordy.
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6Likable, but would be better if Ted somehow were responsible
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6Lacks punch somehow, and yet strangely endearing. -PB
6we never wanted them naked. us frat boys just like them beaten
6No real "snap", but Dan and Ted play off of each other well.
6+5 with this new Ted 3
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5They'd have to be pretty drunk to be interested in Dan!
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5Change "wrong" to "right" in Ted's 3 for instant +2 -- opus
5Still not my type of exchange, but much much better finish
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4Sorry, man, but there isn't anything here that I like. --VX
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2negative negative negative!

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