RED MEAT Forum Swipe: Dennis Conroy's "Turmoil at the Turnip Factory" from the secret files of max cannon
Where did Mom go?
Maybe she went to her hair stylist.
But she's been gone for a month!
You know how women are about those things.
Last night I heard someting that sounded like mom screaming coming from the attic.
That sound was me. I have whooping cough. If it sounds like I'm begging for help, ignore me.
2003-01-10 17:35:29By todcra

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8I once had the same condition...SM5000
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7Is this the same guy who wrote "self esteem on the greasy gridle <sic>"? --VX
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7Ted 3 alone is wonderful
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6Good but I think Ted # 3 needs a little smoothing. Preloggy
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5Wow, no payoff
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5Whooping cough. Heh.
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5Id go higher if he had whooping cough AND was could throw his voice to the attic
5Goofy wording and this is really familiar to a comic done a while ago.
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4He killed his wife? That's the joke?
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4Doesn't do anything for me (CB)
4This isn't so great, even without the ripoff.
4-FV
4OOC: Ted loves his wife.

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